I don’t know who is responsible for Le Crush, but I should probably consider giving her a job.
After all, the ambition required to set out to find 100 very crushable guys in CT, is admirable.
But, maybe not.
As @COSMOCathy, who drew this blog to her followers’ attention, on Twitter this am, said: “This girl is 1/4 nuts, 1/4 scary and 2/4 funny.”
Yes. She is. And what is wrong with that?
On reflection: sounds like a personality profile to love.
Here’s a sample from the blog.
You don’t have to agree with her edit.
But you can enjoy it.
Captions lifted in their entirety from Le Crush.
"Le Crush 015: Chris Slabber Aka. ex-Howard Roark Aka. LAN Wow, you lost a bit of weight in the Howard Roark days, eh? Sexy piccie tho. I hear you hang out at Shack a lot – maybe I’ll make it my next haunting spot – drinks are cheap enough to even hang there every night until i accidentally bump into you. I can go and watch LAN play but you don’t actually play that often, do you? Your last set at Assembly was amazing. I wanted to jump on stage and squeeze you. You have a very sweet smile. I think you’d make a great dad."
"Le Crush #11 : Mark Stevens Aka Niskerone So friendly. Big lips. Big kisses. Swallow schlurp schlurp. I love your drum ‘n bass sets. Like, totally love. I’ll even venture to Mercury for the next Homegrown if you’re playing. Maybe I’ll go to that one on the 1st May (flyer below)….. You singlehandedly got 600 tired Ramfest fans to pick up their broken legs after Pendulum and get them jamming till 4am. That’s pretty impressive. You have big nostrils, but that’s ok – you’re still cute, and your hair is pretty unique. I go to Fiction, but if you’re not playing that night I’ll leave. I take Vredehoek taxi’s because I know you do too. One day I’ll accidentally bump into you on a taxi. Maybe the mama’s can squish us closer together."
"Le Crush #009 : Dominic Peters Aka. one half of Goldfish Wow. That blonde top, those doe eyes…you make not only my knees go weak. And you play like, a million and one instruments. That is so hot. Goldfish plays too often and all over the place for me to stalk you at your gigs, but I do know where you live. I can do drive-by’s and leave flowers outside your gate. I, too, have short term memory issues so when I meet you again I’ll remind you of that and you’ll know we have something in common. Do you go surfing with Tim Harris? I hope so. I’d be able to kill two stalks with one visit. Why is that other guy always in the photos with you?"
Hurry on over women of CT, hers is a worthwhile endeavour.
And CT men?
I’d say be scared.
(Just as we like you!)