No 1) KIm Kardashian. My Q: What was she doing there (isn't it an award for screen actors?) and WHAT was she wearing?
A few actoresses have dressed in homage to The Black Swan this awards season. At the SAGs Angie harmon came as the Black Swan's lesser known cousin, The Pale Pink Swan.
Oh Christina, Christina, Christina. I can't comment on the dress/coat-dress thing you are wearing, perhaps it is very fashionable, I wouldn't know. However, I can comment on your Marilyn-Manson-inspired hair and make-up. It is horrible. Sorry.
Jane Lynch and wife Lara Embry. The colour? The bustle? I need this to be translated, for me, please. Je ne comprends pas.
Did you put her on your best dressed list @StyleGuideCT? Have you lost your marbles?
January Jones, dressed as a Russian curio or tea-pot. And bonus points subtracted for the hair, which resembles a gilded mollusc.
Although, in general the frocks were borderline blameless, the hair was not.
Paz de la Heurta kept sober this time round and was therefore fully conscious of how horrible the frock her sadistic stylist had chosen actually was.
Do I care that it is Alexander MacQueen? Do I care that the marvelous Mila Kunis is our next COSMO covergirl? She's too small for it. A blood waterfall.
And Kate Mara. Who just knows ....
I am not at my best when snarky, I might just stop right there.
To bed.
Via Jezebel and The Telegraph.
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OH MY WORD. This is an excitement overload. Starting at the bottom: origami gone awry, agreed on the blood waterfall, JESUS CHRIST HAIR MAKEUP DRESS REVOLTINGNESS. I think i’d rather gnaw off my arm than see her in real life. anyway i think January Jones looks like a LOVELY vase, bloody hell christina-my-dead-granny’s-dressing-gown-hendricks! As for jane and lara – for christ’s sake – if you want to do the classic lesbian-in-a-suit à la ellen de generes, just do it, dont suffer in a bad bridesmaid’s dress with bad posture!
Hmmm… you may have changed my mind about Mila kunis. I thought she looking smoking… But she is about 2ft too short to pull that off. But not a worst dressed in my book. January Jones at first glance looks like an old lamp shade but the shape and fit is on point. Perhaps without the lace and sleeves the dress would be sexier & younger. But since you mentioned that hair its all I see when I look at her. Mollusc of note.
Oh – could we have names of actresses and designers for the pics? I thank you.
Helena never disappoints!
OMG, Joan Rivers is going to have a field day on Fashion Police tonight! I can’t wait!
The visible hemline on Jane Lynch’s duvet-dress! NOOOO!