ANYTHING CLAUDIA SCHIFFER CAN DO, CINDY CRAWFORD CAN DO … EVEN MORE UNBELIEVABLY. FOR THE UK TELEGRAPH

by hurricanevanessa on March 29, 2012

JESUS. * Covers face with hands. *

( I don't mean to be mean, but the PShop is so extreme, that they have done away with her breasts, completely.) But still ... sigh.

Shot by Alix Malka

In Ralph Lauren sans pants. Who needs pants when you're superer than the average human?

Legs go.

That's enough. You know what I wish? I wish someone would photograph Cindy and Claudia at home in trackies. with baby sick on their shoulders. And with hair that they haven't washed, because they haven't had the time. With a zit outbreak. Gosh. That would be so fabulous.

Via Telegraph Fashion

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Loudine March 30, 2012 at 05:12

I’ve been a fan since ai was a little girl, back when she was the superest of the supers. But this shoot annoys me; what, is she incapable of closing her mouth? You are somebody’s mother, fgs, etc ,etc.

Jordan March 30, 2012 at 09:33

Close your mouth, Cindy.

Jane March 30, 2012 at 10:14

The photoshopping in these is seriously bad… how is that black stripe down her leg in picture 4??? Do they really think we think that is muscle definition??? I mean, ja, she’s gorgeous… but c’monnnnn….

Candice Botha March 31, 2012 at 14:45

I think it’s time they start crediting the person who did the photoshopping, too – surely their considerable efforts deserve to be recognised? Sometimes they do more work than the photographer, stylist and make-up artist combined, it seems!

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