ANOTHER QUESTION, IF YOU DON’T MIND: REGARDING KATE UPTON AND HER VERY SMALL BIKINIS …

Would it not be possible to find her a bikini that fits? It seems to be written into her contract that she should only be shot in bikinis large enough for a Barbie Doll. Google “Kate Upton in a bikini,” if you don’t believe me.

I mean I understand and appreciate that, according to the fashion industry …

… she is grotesquely “curvy,” aka …

…. practically “Plus-size,” but c’mon.

Does there have to be QUITE as much Underboob, Side Boob, Boob Platfrom, South Pelvis etc on display?

The poor chick.

She’s in ANTARCTICA.

It’s cold there.

Wouldn’t an “S” instead of of a “XXXS” have hurt the readers of SI so much?

Or failing that … a nice fleece?

Via

5 Responses to ANOTHER QUESTION, IF YOU DON’T MIND: REGARDING KATE UPTON AND HER VERY SMALL BIKINIS …

  1. Mimi February 14, 2013 at 11:50 #

    I just want to know who waxes her bikini line.

  2. Dee February 14, 2013 at 15:19 #

    Yeah, the tiny thing in the “Africa” shot had on a bigger top than this. I mean, the girl is like an F cup for chrissakes. She needs more than a trio of pocket squares, and it would probably be a lot more flattering.

  3. Andre February 20, 2013 at 10:24 #

    Be quiet. All of you.

    :))

  4. Alize February 20, 2013 at 10:54 #

    Andre wins the internet! LOL

  5. Amanda Stone February 20, 2013 at 11:58 #

    Wahahaha! This is hilarious! Yes, please, someone get that poor girl a fleece!

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