Would it not be possible to find her a bikini that fits? It seems to be written into her contract that she should only be shot in bikinis large enough for a Barbie Doll. Google “Kate Upton in a bikini,” if you don’t believe me.
I mean I understand and appreciate that, according to the fashion industry …
… she is grotesquely “curvy,” aka …
…. practically “Plus-size,” but c’mon.
Does there have to be QUITE as much Underboob, Side Boob, Boob Platfrom, South Pelvis etc on display?
The poor chick.
She’s in ANTARCTICA.
It’s cold there.
Wouldn’t an “S” instead of of a “XXXS” have hurt the readers of SI so much?
Or failing that … a nice fleece?
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I just want to know who waxes her bikini line.
Yeah, the tiny thing in the “Africa” shot had on a bigger top than this. I mean, the girl is like an F cup for chrissakes. She needs more than a trio of pocket squares, and it would probably be a lot more flattering.
Be quiet. All of you.
Andre wins the internet! LOL
Wahahaha! This is hilarious! Yes, please, someone get that poor girl a fleece!