AND THEN THERE WAS THIS: LINDSAY LOHAN CRAWLING OVER A BED IN UNDERWEAR FOR VOGUE HOMMES.

I can't think of much worse than to be trapped in a hotel room with a needy, damaged, drug addict.

Especially in her knickers and ...

... bra?

If I were a bloke ... I wouldn't find "Me, me, me, me, me, me, oh I hate myself, me, me, do you think I look sexy in this, me, me, me, oh help me," very sexy.

And yet, here she is. In an editorial, which must clearly be designed to appeal to men.