A SNARKY LAUGH AT PARIS HILTON’S EXPENSE. (SORRY. CAN’T HELP MYSELF.)

Paris Hilton has a motorbike racing team. (SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton) Why? I have no idea.

Paris Hilton has a motor bike team named after her. Why this would be a good idea, is beyond me.

But oh my goodness, the Photo call did produce some fabulously embarrassing images for those of us who would never either wear a white jumpsuit in public, or straddle a motorbike, in front of anyone with a camera.

The things you have to do to make a buck.

Just hanging around, rubbing her butt against a pink and blue motorbike.

Oh dear.

I’m sure there’s a fairy tale in here, somewhere.

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