A PHOTOSHOP SNACK (THINK SPAGHETTISATION/PRETZELISATION AND A FACE PALM OF MASSIVE PROPORTIONS, HO HO) TO KEEP YOU GOING COURTESY OF CARA DELIVIGNE AND EL PAIS.

by hurricanevanessa on March 6, 2012

I can only imagine that some pretty determined pretzelisation and spaghettisation is going in in this image. I mean ... check outthat forearm. Look at that left arm. Can that be even anatomically possible? Let's compare and contrast with the rest of the shoot, shall we? Just for fun?

Well, she does have rather wiggly arms. It is true.

Excuse me while I am briefly side-tracked by a burning qestion: Miss Delvigne, why do you pull up your skirts in such a manner? Are you preparing to ford a river we cannot see? Please share. Do you need to wee? Do not inconvenience yourself on our behalf, please, dear girl. A mode;s life is hard enough, as it is.

OK. Hold it in, if you must.

Good grief. Let's TALK about the stretching here. Let's just discuss. Shall we? Put her hands into your on board computer, do me a favour, HV Reader, old thing? I cannot see how such hands are possible on such arms. To have such hands you would have to have arms THAT COULD BEAR THE WEIGHT OF SUCH PALMS AND FINGERS. Surely? They are ENORMOUS. Once seen, never unseen etc etc. That palm and finger combo is LONGER THAN HER FOREARM.

Or maybe I am mistaken.

Via Smartologie.

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