A FULLY-FLEDGED DIVA, AT THE TOP OF HER GAME, IN THE MIDDLE OF A MESSY DIVORCE COVERS VANITY FAIR. SHE IS NOT 13. SURELY SOME MISTAKE?

Of course, the mistake was mine. I did confuse a 2003 VF Teen stars cover, with a current one, but then, I can be a dim bulb at 5am. So here she is. JLo. Still not exactly heavyweight, but, not 13, pulpy and Hollywood. And hallelujah! So conveniently for their circulation figures, just split from her husband. What gruesome perfect timing - the things magazine editors, in their nastier moments, dream about. DOESN'T she look pretty?

It seems our old friend Photoshop came along for the ride.