I do love Lester Braithewaite from Fashion Indie.
I think, if we lived close by, we might be friends, even though I might be too badly dressed for him.
In this post, he gives eager wanna-be Vogue modelettes some advice of what poses they need to know, should they aspire to appear in those hallowed pages.
With cute names.
Here’s a taster.
You want the full collection? You know where to go.
Captions (and demos) courtesy of LB himself.
The stride: "What you’re thinking: I’m on my way to werq, get out of my way — oh, look a camera — I’m giving — now I’m walking away."
The Jump: "What you’re thinking: You know I feel so great right now I’m just going to fly everywhere I go today, while still looking relatively motionless. Oh, look a unicorn…gorjuss."
Pensive: "What you’re thinking: I’m deep in thought — about what, who cares? But I’m looking at the solution to all my problems way off in the distance…and it just winked at me."
In repose: "What you’re thinking: Ugh, it’s sooooo hard being this glamorous, but I’ve got to keep it together. Waiter, where’s my goddamn cocktail? Oh, there it is…with a Vicodin chaser. Quelle surprise."
The stroll: "Oh, look! I’m walking again! This is becoming a habit. I’m going about my way, but for some reason everyone around me keeps dying of envy…and I. Love it."
I know you’re dying for more.
Hurry on over to Fashion Indie, for Part 2.