Name plus duration of affair
Jaimee Grubbs: 31 months
Rachel Uchitel : 2 months
Kalika Moquin : 2 months
Cori Rist : 6 months
Jamie Jungers: 18 months
Holly Sampson: not available
Mindy Lawton: not available
Joselyn James: not available
Mistresses 8, 9 and 10: tbc
Does anyone believe that that is the complete list?
Here’s what I wonder – morality aside: how did he find the time, the privacy and energy?
According to Malcolm Gladwell, a Master of the Universe, should spend his free time grinding away, perfecting his craft, not horn-dogging around with hostesses, porn stars and waitresses.
How did Woods keep it up?
(Yes, that was intentional. Weak, but intentional.)
How does a sportsman in his position summon up the energy to organise all those liaisons, many of them at the same time? Being able to be a complete dog and, until now, maintain his blander-than- bland public profile, is in itself, is surely an (un) sporting feat, requiring great prowess.
So perhaps he schedules extra-curricular shagging just as he schedules his work-out sessions. Maybe to him, hooking up with these women serves the same purpose as a sweaty session in the gym.
Or he could be addicted to sex.
Or he could be a spoiled brat masquerading as one of the most boring men in sport. It’s very likely, of course, that he is just used to getting exactly what he wants, when he wants and to hell with the consequences.
So many questions.
But they are for other bloggers and journalists to answer.
I discovered, for the first time, that his real name is Eldick, Elprick, sorry …Eldrick.
Evidence of even more parental abuse than we suspected?
That may go some way to answer my most pressing question: why he was driven to behave like such a dick, prick, heel in the first place.
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I was also wondering how he kept track of them all…and how he didn’t come short sooner!?
The question has to be asked though: despite Tiger’s despicable actions, what sort of women engage in these affairs, while knowing full well who he is, his marriage and familial status. Really really uncool. and very very tarty.