HOOTERS: NOW SA MEN CAN HAVE BREASTS AND LEGS WITH THEIR BURGERS.

Sad times when Steers considers the climate too unfriendly to launch in The States, but Hooters finds a franchisee here, and will open the first of three restaurants on December 1st..

For those of you who don’t know, Hooters is an chain of not-exactly upmarket American restaurants best known for it’s breasts. Not chicken, you understand. It’s waitress’s breasts. It’s waitress’s surgically-enhanced breasts.

Sigh.

I am sure that the first restaurant will be a great success with the men of Umhlangha. And that it will spread like a virus across SA. It’s a recipe that cannot fail.

Advertisements for waitresses have already appeared on local model agency’s websites:

“…Hooters hires women who best fit the image of a Hooters Girl to work in this capacity and believe that the Hooters Girl is as socially acceptable as a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, or a Sharks Girl.

The Hooters Girl uniform consists of orange shorts and a white tank top, short-sleeve or long-sleeve T-shirt.”

I’m trying to think of an upside to this news.

And I admit I can’t come up with much.

Hooters might work as a decent man-filtering device for the women of KZN.

What do you think?

If he takes you to Hooters on a date, he might not be a keeper?

But.

Sigh again.

I suspect many, otherwise fairly nice men, will love it.