So. I admit. I was skeptical.
Could I be wrong?
Here, hot on the heel of yesterdays “Kush,” is another product that claims to protect us poor women from a problem we didn’t know we had.
Those pesky cleavage-wrinkles.
Sigh. The end of wrinkles in one's cleavage. But also, possibly, one's sex life.
It’s called The Decolette.
According to The Mail:
Rachel de Boer, the Dutch designer behind the bra, explained it provided a layer of cushioning between the breasts to prevent them squeezing together, the cause of vertical wrinkles in the cleavage.
De Boer has been selling the £45 bra in her home country since October last year.
So, the “Kush” is cheaper.
But I don’t think I’m wrong. On either of them.
And my advice, which stands, is still free.
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After centuries of trying to push them up and squish them together, we’re segregating them and keeping them under each arm to prevent wrinkles. MMMmmm…
How about sleeping on your back? Cheaper, and better for the face wrinkles too, I am told ….