THE PLANET’S DIRTIEST CELEBRITIES (NOT IN A SEXY WAY. IN AN UNWASHED WAY)

by hurricanevanessa on July 29, 2010

Still think they’re sexy beasts after this?

Beasts perhaps.

Sexy?

Oh Lordy.

Don’t know about you, but I do like my heartthrobs to brush their teeth and wash their hair.

Alas, poor Britney.

Alas, poor Britney.

It is hard to imagine anyone dirtier than C Love.

It is hard to imagine anyone dirtier than C Love.

But, then again ….

Careful chickas, this could be disappointing:

But ...then again...

But ...then again...

Not to mention his Juliet.

Not to mention his Juliet.

Once, they were squeaky clean.

Once, they were squeaky clean.

Vying for King of Twitter with Gary Busey, but wrt personal hygiene? Bottom of the skip.

Vying for King of Twitter with Gary Busey, but wrt personal hygiene? Bottom of the skip.

I can smell the aggro and the sulpher from here.

I can smell the aggro and the sulpher from here.

Aaaaaah. Sexiest Man of the Year. Again. Bless.

Aaaaaah. Sexiest Man of the Year. Again. Bless.

And that’s not all. Buzzfeed, has more.

save it for after you’ve eaten breakfast.

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Mimi July 29, 2010 at 13:46

Ha! They have no excuse! They KNOW they will be papped wherever they go and they have STAFF to run errands like maybe buying a hat to cover dirty hair…

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