From the monthly archives:
Heidi, naked, by Rankin, smothered in chocolate, looks like this.
In Cape Town last night. Lindt (love, love, love them,) celebrating the launch of their new Chocolate Studio, made chocol-art our of a South African icon:
HZ, in chocolate, but not covered in chocolate.
It’s the Cape Town version.
Next time, Seth Rotherham.
Sigh.
{ 0 comments }
I just love LikeCool.com
Where else would you find an Elite Marshmallow Blaster such as this …?
If you were feeling rather uncharitable, you could blast a few neighbourhood Trick or Treaters a respectable distance with one of these beauties.
Pump action single shot device.
$55.
THAT WAS JOKE.
Sweet!
{ 0 comments }
Oh, to be young enough to:
a) care what people think of you and
b) dumb enough to believe that, with a namedrop here, and a current affairs reference there, you can change the way they think of you.
I’d rather be me.
Old enough to know better, on both counts.
One of my Favourite-Least-Favourites, Peaches Geldof, was interviewed on [...]
{ 1 comment }
I understand that Halloween is meant to be scary.
But this scary?
Here is OctoMum, Nadya Suleman, toting 2 of her Halloween accessories children dressed as a pregnant nun. Hilarious. And how the world laughs along.
As if that wasn’t funny-strange enough. Her children are dressed as devils.
I will alway attempt to keep my Mean Girl streak under [...]
{ 0 comments }
Oh, for heavens sake.
Look at the picture.
It’s the opposite of what you were thinking.
If they’d placed them next to the nappies and the Wet Wipes…then I would have been VERY impressed.
{ 2 comments }
You know what? They probably are her own breasts, but only after a fashion.
As a woman who loves her second helpings and is no longer 16, I find breasts comforting, but not in traditional ways.
Breasts are the last body part that a woman who is no longer 16, can do something about, without resorting to [...]
{ 1 comment }
Back in the day, when I lived in London, Evans was one of those dumpy, frumpy High Street Stores, which plied it’s “plus-sized” trade in dark shadows thrown by it’s sexier, slinkier “normal-sized” (Oh how I hate these definitions) sisters.
Not, it seems, any more.
Here is one of my favourite models, Chrystal Renn, vamping their new [...]
{ 1 comment }
When I think of them, which admittedly, I do not do a lot, I can get religious family trees a little bit scrambled.
Mormons? Amish? Are they by any chance related?
Not closely, based on this evidence.
Behold the “Hot Mormon Muffins” calendar, which plays into a clearly piping hot market for hot Mormon moms.
Who knew?
How did this [...]
{ 0 comments }
Blackberrys are a marvellous invention, on a boring, ordinary day with not so much going down.
(I posted Robert Pattinson underpants, for e.g!)
News from a normally accurate source that SA’s very own Posh and Becks (The Roodepoort version) are to split.
BUT as far as gossip is concerned, I am not sure I would 100% trust me.
I [...]
{ 2 comments }
