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Body

There was a time when Everyone’s Dad bought Playboy for “the stories.”
It was common knowledge that that statement was a lie, back then.
Back then, Everyone’s Dad bought Playboy to see glossy versions of American Corn-Fed Girl’s-Next-Door with their clothes off.
Of course.
What has changed most dramatically is the notion of anyone actually buying a copy of [...]

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I am still fuming away to myself, thinking about that idiotic Vogue coverline of yesterday.
The prize one, (”How to get a super model’s body,”) as opposed to the mad one (”Can you live without mascara?”)
And then I remembered this:
The actual way a SuperModel gets her body into supermodel shape, as demonstrated by Aussie Super, Abbey [...]

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KATE MOSS’ KLASSIEST MAGAZINE KOVER YET.

by hurricanevanessa on September 5, 2010

Here’s the indestructible (age shall not wither her, toxic boyfriends and scandal shall not destroy her etc etc) Kate Moss, on the cover of Photo Magazine.
Flashing her see-through knickers.
Upskirting herself.
It’s a giant “Fuck You,” of course.
Pure Kate.
I suppose that disdain could be considered sexy, defiant and subversive, but an observer has to be in the [...]

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ALAS, POOR DEMI MOORE.

by hurricanevanessa on September 3, 2010

It can’t be so very lovely to have allegations that your much younger spouse is a “cheater” splashed all over the tabloids.
Even the most robust woman must feel a little bit unsettled, insecure, perhaps humiliated.
What would you do, if you found yourself in this situation?
Would you retreat into your cave to drink, weep, tear your [...]

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MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY IN THE PHOTOSHOP OF HORRORS

by hurricanevanessa on September 2, 2010

Does this dashing ad, for D& G look a little …odd, to you?
Firstly, you will have to (as I did) get over the shock of seeing MMcC with a shirt on, never mind rocking a dinner jacket.
Doesn’t he scrub up ….strangely?
There’s the small issue about the junction between his neck and head and his signature [...]

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Yes, I know. These images are not very wonderful, but I love her, so I posted them.
Even though the clothes look like they have such a high plastic count, that they might spontaneously combust if left too near to an open flame.
The high end of the fashion industry is not always the only villain when [...]

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JODI BIEBER’S BODIES BEAUTIFUL?

by hurricanevanessa on September 1, 2010

These images, from Jodi Beiber’s “Real Beauty” series have been around for a while.
But I haven’t posted them.
Today, as I opened another email congratulating the COSMO team on our September fashion story, “Sexy Showstoppers,” I remembered them and wondered whether, because it is clear that we all love seeing women of different shapes and sizes [...]

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NAKED JULIANNE MOORE AD BANNED.

by hurricanevanessa on August 31, 2010

This ad (covered before on HV, here) has been banned in Venice.
Er. Um. Etc.
For what reason?
Could it be that:
1) The Mayor of Venice, Georgio Orsoni, believes that it is cruel to keep adorable little lion cubs in captivity and that the ad promotes the use of wild animals as high-end accessories?
2) The Mayor of Venice [...]

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I would post the 24 second video of her innovative dance moves, but I am clueless and don’t know how to download Vimeo. Sorry. If you’re keen to see it, go here.
Via Fashionista.

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