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WHAT AMERICAN MAGAZINE EDITORS FIND “DELICIOUS.”

by hurricanevanessa on September 7, 2010

And here are the finalists in the “Most Delicious” category of the American Society of Editors Cover Awards.
See if you can spot a trend.

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THE PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR FRIEND, THE REBEL STAY-AT-HOME-MOM.

by hurricanevanessa on September 6, 2010

Via Rockett and St George $5 for 20m

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Warning, the idea behind this promotion is not particularly PC.
The post may also drown in a flood of double entendres and bad writing. The subject matter does lend itself to an outbreak of nudge, nudge wink-iness.
I’ll try to control myself, but controlling myself (sorry) doesn’t come (sorry) naturally.
You’ve been warned.
DDB came (sorry) up (sorry) with [...]

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Melanie, the author of this succinct, but right-on-the-button winning caption, please send your physical address to azraa@assocmags.co.za and we will send you the latest Eminem, cool Gaga remix CD, plus Banana Republic’s new scent, super swanky lipstick, eye shadow and foundation.
Please send it from the same email address that you sent your entry from so [...]

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RAPPERS LOOKING LIKE MAGICIANS

by hurricanevanessa on September 1, 2010

There’s a meme.
(Of course there is.)
Like magic, once seen, you can never un-see this lot as anything other than magicians again.
Captions, as usual, from the source.
Are we ready, children? Abracadabra!

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SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND, MADAM? WHAT ABOUT A PET CLOUD?

by hurricanevanessa on August 28, 2010

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RECOVERING FROM A BAD ROMANCE? SAY IT WITH DEAD FLOWERS.

by hurricanevanessa on August 28, 2010

Looking for a fragrant revenge for a bad romance?
There could be no better way to say “it” than with flowers.
Especially if the fragrance you are after is the scent of dead, rotting flowers, the decomposing corpse of a dying relationship and with it all your hopes and dreams.
If the “it” you feel the need to [...]

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EXTREME MAKE-OVER: THE CYCLING KIT EDITION

by hurricanevanessa on August 27, 2010

Serious cyclists are not blessed with the most flattering kit to wear while riding their bikes.
Is there anything more ridiculous than the sight of mature men, (ahem – cycling is a sport for runners whose knees have gone) dressed up like Olivia Newton John in her 80’s “Physical” video?
Or Borat in his lime-green lycra?
Give it [...]

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MEN. BEWARE WOMEN WHO DRIVE CARS WITH “CARLASHES”

by hurricanevanessa on August 27, 2010

Men! Beware women driving cars wearing “Carlashes.”
“Carlashes” are for women who call their cars saccharine names and still display stuffed toys on their bed.
(All with cute names.)
Even though those women are old enough to drive a car.
Don’t say you weren’t warned.
The next thing that woman will buy is “Carlashes Crystal Eyeliner,” and 5 feral cats.
All [...]

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