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WHAT AMERICAN MAGAZINE EDITORS FIND “DELICIOUS.”

by hurricanevanessa on September 7, 2010

And here are the finalists in the “Most Delicious” category of the American Society of Editors Cover Awards.
See if you can spot a trend.

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Warning, the idea behind this promotion is not particularly PC.
The post may also drown in a flood of double entendres and bad writing. The subject matter does lend itself to an outbreak of nudge, nudge wink-iness.
I’ll try to control myself, but controlling myself (sorry) doesn’t come (sorry) naturally.
You’ve been warned.
DDB came (sorry) up (sorry) with [...]

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It looked, for just a second, that Bar Refaeli, (no relation) the Israeli Super, best known for hanging on Leonardo DiCaprio’s arm in holiday hoptspots and stripping to her bikini when necessary, was a kinder, deeper person than I had suspected.
Last week, she was reported to have Tweeted about the pressure facing young women in [...]

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Are you obsessed with zits, when you should be thinking breast cancer?

Do my breasts look big in this?

Hortense, from Jezebel, is “torn” about these ads, writing, “I’m always torn on things like this; on one hand, it does provide a clever and striking image, but on the other hand it turns a serious health issue [...]

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SOMETHING FOR THE WEEKEND, MADAM? WHAT ABOUT A PET CLOUD?

by hurricanevanessa on August 28, 2010

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RECOVERING FROM A BAD ROMANCE? SAY IT WITH DEAD FLOWERS.

by hurricanevanessa on August 28, 2010

Looking for a fragrant revenge for a bad romance?
There could be no better way to say “it” than with flowers.
Especially if the fragrance you are after is the scent of dead, rotting flowers, the decomposing corpse of a dying relationship and with it all your hopes and dreams.
If the “it” you feel the need to [...]

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MEN. BEWARE WOMEN WHO DRIVE CARS WITH “CARLASHES”

by hurricanevanessa on August 27, 2010

Men! Beware women driving cars wearing “Carlashes.”
“Carlashes” are for women who call their cars saccharine names and still display stuffed toys on their bed.
(All with cute names.)
Even though those women are old enough to drive a car.
Don’t say you weren’t warned.
The next thing that woman will buy is “Carlashes Crystal Eyeliner,” and 5 feral cats.
All [...]

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LOURDES CICCONE WRITES. SPOOF, OR REAL?

by hurricanevanessa on August 26, 2010

You be the judge:
“I was in Paris the other weekend with my family, it was sooo fun. I went to the YSL exhibit in the Grand Palais, it was Amaziiiiingg!!! Unfortunately we were NOT allowed to take pics, which SUCKED, cause then I would have showed y’all….
Anybody who lives or is going to Paris should [...]

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