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Mags/Media

There was a time when Everyone’s Dad bought Playboy for “the stories.”
It was common knowledge that that statement was a lie, back then.
Back then, Everyone’s Dad bought Playboy to see glossy versions of American Corn-Fed Girl’s-Next-Door with their clothes off.
Of course.
What has changed most dramatically is the notion of anyone actually buying a copy of [...]

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WHAT AMERICAN MAGAZINE EDITORS FIND “DELICIOUS.”

by hurricanevanessa on September 7, 2010

And here are the finalists in the “Most Delicious” category of the American Society of Editors Cover Awards.
See if you can spot a trend.

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The American Society of Magazine Editors (ASME) appears to be in the process of announcing it’s favourite magazine covers of the past year. Some categories are very serious, some somewhat more light-hearted. (Anyone interested in checking out the finalists for for “Vampire of the Year?”)
Here are the finalists for the “Sexiest” American cover of the [...]

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I am still fuming away to myself, thinking about that idiotic Vogue coverline of yesterday.
The prize one, (”How to get a super model’s body,”) as opposed to the mad one (”Can you live without mascara?”)
And then I remembered this:
The actual way a SuperModel gets her body into supermodel shape, as demonstrated by Aussie Super, Abbey [...]

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LADY GAGA’S MOST REVOLTING COVER YET?

by hurricanevanessa on September 7, 2010

And no, she hasn’t actually released Madonna’s Holiday.
(Been there, done that.)
But, yes. She has got naked, had herself covered in raw meat and shot by Uber-creep, Terry Richardson, for Vogue Hommes Nippon

Wake me up before I Gaga.

Boring. Put on a cardigan.

Via The Fame Org

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KATY PERRY’S COSMO DRESS GETS AROUND

by hurricanevanessa on September 6, 2010

Luca Gadjus wears designer scents and the frocks that accompany them.
Shot by Jonas Bresnan.
For the improbably Yiddish-ly named Tush magazine.
And guess which frock gets a starring role?

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VOGUE OR VAGUE?

by hurricanevanessa on September 6, 2010

Here is the October issue of Vogue UK, sporting a pretty cover girl, jolly spring colours and a raggedy bunch of garage forecourt flowers, where an expensive jewellery advertiser should, by all rights, be.
It’s a pretty cover, but is it a Vogue cover?
There is no doubt that magazine editors all over the world are struggling [...]

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KATE MOSS’ KLASSIEST MAGAZINE KOVER YET.

by hurricanevanessa on September 5, 2010

Here’s the indestructible (age shall not wither her, toxic boyfriends and scandal shall not destroy her etc etc) Kate Moss, on the cover of Photo Magazine.
Flashing her see-through knickers.
Upskirting herself.
It’s a giant “Fuck You,” of course.
Pure Kate.
I suppose that disdain could be considered sexy, defiant and subversive, but an observer has to be in the [...]

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Here’s a fun time-waster game. ( No prizes. Sorry.)  Imagine you are me, or the editor of any of the magazines that I have posted below. The choice of which of all these identi-kit celebs to place on the cover, is yours.
While the business of magazines has changed dramatically since a celeb’s star wattage alone [...]

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KIM KARDASHIAN’S KREEPY KOVER.

by hurricanevanessa on September 3, 2010

She said, “This may be one of my most risque yet,” but I’d have said “risky,” as in a bit dangerous, not “risque.” as in “sexy.”
Too many spikes.
Two many greasy guys.
But then I am a frump and she is Kim Kardashian.
(Thankfully.)
The things a chick has to do for fame.
Via Coverawards.

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