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PREPARE YOURSELF. CELEBRITY DUCKFACES. LOTS OF THEM.

by hurricanevanessa on September 6, 2010

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While I was busy eating chocolate cheesecake and watching the u9a soccer team, Cape Town Fashion Week happened in a better-dressed part of town..
I do feel duty-bound, (although not enough to actually overcome my mild agoraphobia to attend,) to share it’s ups and downs with you.
Who better to stand in than the irrepressible One-Off Cape [...]

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WHAT DIVA-TASTIC CELEBRITIES TWEET.

by hurricanevanessa on August 13, 2010

Oh bless J-Lo, (New nickname, J-Loaded?) she doesn’t give a toss who knows how much bling she’s got.
Yesterday she tweeted this low-key treasure trove with the caption, “Hmmm, what to choose?”
A suggestion, if I may be so bold:
You could choose to be a teeny bit more understated, Your Royal Highness.
No-one likes a show-off.
But then …divas [...]

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RACHEL “I DIE” ZOE, DIES FOR FASHION

by hurricanevanessa on August 9, 2010

When the uber-stylist Rachel Zoe loves something, she says “I die.”
In the way of fashion editors everywhere, who love lots of fashion, she says “I die” a lot.
Here she is, in Harper’s Bazaar, shot by Douglas Friedman, “dying” in some rather magnificent ways at the hands of some of fashion’s shiniest stars.
And when I say [...]

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CRISTIANO RONALDO IS BORAT. DISCUSS:

by hurricanevanessa on August 9, 2010

See if you can correctly attribute these chat up lines to the HV New Papa of the year, or to Sascha Baron Cohen’s Borat.
It’s not as easy as you might imagine
Away we go:

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JESSICA SIMPSON IS UNLUCKY ON THE COVER OF LUCKY

by hurricanevanessa on August 8, 2010

Via Just Jared.

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According to The UK’s Telegraph, “High Street Retailer Marks and Spencer began a trial of the “plus fit” range last week, in an attempt to meet consumer demand. he garments are cut far more generously than the retailer’s standard sizes, with almost two and a half inches extra around [...]

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