The stuff of Celebrity Simon’s worst nightmares? Commoner Simon, whose job it is to “clean up your train.” Via Tweet
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The stuff of Celebrity Simon’s worst nightmares? Commoner Simon, whose job it is to “clean up your train.” Via Tweet
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Uplifting stuff. Via Tweet
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Oh dear. Maybe this is not a calculated PR gambit, intended to get Texas Monthly’s (his home state,) readers, to feel protective about naked in front of you, vulnerable old Lance. Maybe. Frankly, I have no idea what I would do were I to be his PR. Via Tweet
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The fragrance is called “For Gentlemen only.” Via Tweet
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Now we know what Kim looks like mid-Koitus. Once seen never unseen etc. It will haunt your nightmares, I guarantee. And my, aren’t our lives enriched? Via Via Tweet
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