Heidi, naked, by Rankin, smothered in chocolate, looks like this. In Cape Town last night. Lindt (love, love, love them,) celebrating the launch of their new Chocolate Studio, made chocol-art our of a South African icon: HZ, in chocolate, but not covered in chocolate. It’s the Cape Town version. Next time, Seth Rotherham. Sigh. Tweet
October 2009
I just love LikeCool.com Where else would you find an Elite Marshmallow Blaster such as this …? If you were feeling rather uncharitable, you could blast a few neighbourhood Trick or Treaters a respectable distance with one of these beauties. Pump action single shot device. $55. THAT WAS JOKE. Sweet! Tweet
Oh, to be young enough to: a) care what people think of you and b) dumb enough to believe that, with a namedrop here, and a current affairs reference there, you can change the way they think of you. I’d rather be me. Old enough to know better, on both counts. One of my Favourite-Least-Favourites, [...]
I understand that Halloween is meant to be scary. But this scary? Here is OctoMum, Nadya Suleman, toting 2 of her Halloween accessories children dressed as a pregnant nun. Hilarious. And how the world laughs along. As if that wasn’t funny-strange enough. Her children are dressed as devils. I will alway attempt to keep my [...]
Oh, for heavens sake. Look at the picture. It’s the opposite of what you were thinking. If they’d placed them next to the nappies and the Wet Wipes…then I would have been VERY impressed. Tweet
You know what? They probably are her own breasts, but only after a fashion. As a woman who loves her second helpings and is no longer 16, I find breasts comforting, but not in traditional ways. Breasts are the last body part that a woman who is no longer 16, can do something about, without [...]
Back in the day, when I lived in London, Evans was one of those dumpy, frumpy High Street Stores, which plied it’s “plus-sized” trade in dark shadows thrown by it’s sexier, slinkier “normal-sized” (Oh how I hate these definitions) sisters. Not, it seems, any more. Here is one of my favourite models, Chrystal Renn, vamping [...]
When I think of them, which admittedly, I do not do a lot, I can get religious family trees a little bit scrambled. Mormons? Amish? Are they by any chance related? Not closely, based on this evidence. Behold the “Hot Mormon Muffins” calendar, which plays into a clearly piping hot market for hot Mormon moms. [...]
Blackberrys are a marvellous invention, on a boring, ordinary day with not so much going down. (I posted Robert Pattinson underpants, for e.g!) News from a normally accurate source that SA’s very own Posh and Becks (The Roodepoort version) are to split. BUT as far as gossip is concerned, I am not sure I would [...]
